Monday, March 29, 2010

nicole and milkshakes?

OH hi there! i didnt see you! well my name has been forever since i've written a blog TAY!!!

wassup my homie skilly biscuts!!

oh well i went to the doctors recently and they said i have a very serious condition its very rare but uh suposedly my milkshakes bring all boys to the yard. i wasnt aware. i had no idea that... your milkshakes wernt suppose to bring that many boys to the yard *cries*

i havent written in this for forever... but someone reminded me and i was like "OH! i have one of those!" soo yes... ;) <----- ok that smiley face makes everything dirtier hehe ;) ok so i have a best friend right? her names nicole and well i cant get mad at her... ever... she could beat the crap outta me then say sorry and i'd be like "oh.. its okay just make sure you didnt hurt yourself while you were killing me" so ya i cant be mad at her shes so innocent so when ever i hear someone saying something perverted i have to cover nicoles ears lol


ok i hate movie trailers.

drama movie: "robert dont leave" "i must!" "alright!"

horror movie: "oh god i might be bleeding.... no im fine"

romantic movie: "mathew!" "susin!" "mathew!" "i love you mathew!" "no no no i love you" "*cries* i love you!" "susin. *serious look* i love you" "no..." "NO NO shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I LOVE YOU!" "*cries"

O.O
god forbit we have a decent movie!!

and starwars? man dont even get me started!

has anyone ever noticed that luke skywaker is the biggest bitch ever? its like "*cries* i wanna go get my power coverter!!" its like holy shit! luke! i have ears man ok? jeeze... "POWER CONVERTER!!"

and hes an even bigger bitch when he finds out darth vador is his father.

man i'd be siked!! we'd be havin a great o'l time! playin softball... instead of fighting him... the dudes weaner was burned in lava leave the dude alone...